All hit Dialogues of Pyar Ka Punchnama

Pyar ka Punchnama 2 is almost finish but we still love the superb dialogues in the first part of the film. Dialogues of Pyar ka Punchnama were epic and all the dialogues of the film are hilarious. we are sharing some super funny dialogues from the film Pyar ka Punchnama. We are hoping some great dialogues in Pyar Ka Punchnama 2.

Liquid : Saali Rajjo tu kya pet se hai Darwaza nahi khol sakti thi uth ke..

Liquid : Main tera baap nahi hoon, kyuki meri najayaz aulad bhi na tere jitni najayaaz nahi ho sakti…

Liquid : Aisa hai Khana to ghatiya hai hi aapka, chai bhi ghatiya hai, ye piche jo nala beh raha hai na ussi ke paani se bani hai ussi me moot te hai ussi ko pee lete hai..

Liquid : Tumhari ghatiya company koi standard nahi, sab nikkar pehen pehen ke aa jate hai, pata nhi kya kya krna padta hai jisse asaani se utari jaa sake isliye nikkar pehen ke aa jate hai…

Liquid : Kutto ka koi sunday nahi hota, kutte saato din kutte hi hote hai..

Liquid : Aaj tere bhai se ladki ne khud aake baat ki, Parathe bhi khaye sath me..

Liquid : Main chep hu nahi sirf lagta hoon..

Liquid : Sali Kutiya, Kitni kamini hai tu.. 3 din se teri gili chaddi bathroom me padi sad rahi hai, kitchen me tune ande ke chilko ka ash tray banaya hua hai, tere mozo ki badbu se chaudhary almost 3 bar ulti kar chuka hai, aur to neha ko keh raha hai wo hume trouble karti hai, itni pyari bachchi hai wo, problem saali tu hai..

Rajat : Liquid Itna mat garam hua kar, kisi din evaporate ho jayega…

Chaudhary : Abe ek baat bata Saans rokne se kya moot bhi ruk jata hai?

Chaudhary : Abey beygon pina hota to tujhe call nahi karti, pee leti aur tujhe pata bhi nahi chalta..

Liquid: Chauby jee chai badhiya hai aapki
Din bhar ki Thakaan mit jaati hai, Naale ki Khushboo aur Aapki Chai…

Rajat : Mootna Khatam karne se pehle Abhi moota ka status dal update laga dete ho..

Rajat : Muh me lele five megapixel aur uski foto chaap ke laga le…

dialogues of Pyar ka Punchnama

Rajat’s Epic Dialogue in Pyar Ka Punchnama

Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon ki meri life mein koi problem hi naa ho

Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem naa ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai…

And bull shit she is worried yaar

Usse toh celebrate karna chahiye

Because this is exactly what she wants

Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo mooh kholti hai

Mann karta hai mooh mein kuch thuss doon

Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have had it all

Sab dekh liya maine

Abbe kaunsa pyaar, kaisi relationship, kaahe ki khushiyaan?

Relationship ka matlab hi yeh hota hai to enter into your own happiness

Uske baad all you have to worry about is

Uski khushiyaan, uska birthday

Uske kutte ka birthday

Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha

Inn ladkiyon ko naa koi khush nahi rakh sakta

A happy woman is a myth

Tu batman wali ko dekh le

Saala jab tak batman nahi bana, tab tak bolti rahi

Tum toh kuch karte nahi ho

Naakara ho, napunsak ho

Main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hoon

Jis din bechara batman ban gaya

Uss din boli, tum toh batman ban gaye

Arrey mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha

Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hoon

Sab saala naa in kahaaniyon ka dosh hai

Bloody bollywood romantic masala

Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua, dono saath saath, film khatam

Iske baad ki story koi nahi batata

Iske baad ki kahaani main batata hoon

Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug nahi kiya toh problem

Hug kiya to chep ho rahe ho

Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki

Pehle cushion aaye fir curtains aaye

Cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion aaye

Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaun toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Ek toh jo cheez kharidne jaayegi

Woh cheez kharid ke nahi aayegi

2 hafte dimag chategi ki table lena hai table lena hai

5 ghante mall mein bitaa ke ek sadi si chappal utha ke le aayegi

Aur phir agle do hafte dimag chategi

Table lena hai table lena hai…

Office me kaam kar raha hoon

Phone aa jayega

Phone uthate hi bol deta hoon

Baat nahi kar sakta

Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?

2 minutes kar loge to kya ho jayega

Arrey 2 minute kar lunga to tujhe kya mil jaayega meri maa

Thik se to kar paunga nahi

Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak

Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai

Katiya hi ghatiya invention hai saali

Trust me I say patta hai saala patta

Ek toh inke ad bhi dekho

Lo ji 1 paisa per second

Aur phone karo

Aur phone karo

Arrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jaati hai karne ko

Phir iska jawab unhe bhi do

Tumhare pass baat kyun nahi hai karne ko

You have lost interest in me

Tumhe hmm hmm hi karna tha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyun kiya ?

Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyun kiya ?

Jaake Bharti Mittal se puch naa

Tujhe main bata raha hoon

Uss ad mein naa woh kutta nahi kutiya hai

Seriously shart laga sakta hoon

Wherever you go, we follow

Tujhe kya lagta hai

Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo ke India nahi jaa raha hai aur galti se pahuch gaya?

Nahi usko pata tha

Woh bechara toh kahin door jaana chahta tha

Biwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada India jaa raha hoon

Nahi toh 10 sawaal puchti

Kahaan jaa rahe ho

Kyun jaa rahe ho

Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho?

Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse kahin door jaana chahte ho ?

Aaj tak bechaare ka mazaak udaati hai duniya

Office mein kaam kar raha hoon

SMS aajayega

I love you

Theek hai main bhi SMS kar deta hoon

I love you too

Iske baad SMS pe SMS shuru

Abbe kaam kya karti hai office mein ?

2 SMS ka reply mat karna

Turant phone aayega

Phone mat uthaa

Toh 10 minutes mein message aa chuka hoga

I don’t think it’s working anymore

10 minutes mein Babu I love you se I don’t think it’s working anymore

And this is when they are not even down

Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hain

Aur yeh gay bande itne successful kyun hote hai ?

Because they don’t have a woman to screw their happiness naa

Log kehte hai naa behind every successful man, there is a woman

True.

But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman

Aur yeh toh koi bhi bata sakta hai naa ki unsuccessful logo ki taadaat

Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya mein

Saala office me kaam kar raha hoon

Keh raha hoon late ho jaaunga

Toh khaana nahi khaayegi

Phir bhookhi so jayegi

Arrey main keh raha hoon khalo toh dikkat

Kya karoon naukri chodd doon ?

Phir saale ghar jaao

Pehle inhe manaao inhe khilaao

Inke baad khud ki bhookh toh waise hi mar jaati hai

Inn sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah

Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai naa chup chaap

Ghadi ghadi

Kya soch rahe ho???

Kya soch rahe ho???

Kya soch rahe ho???

Arrey kuch nahi soch raha meri maa

Yeh soch raha hoon tera mooh kaise band karoon

Kya soch raha hoon

Camera laga doon dimag mein

Iss sab ke baad

We never talk

We need to talk

I don’t think it’s working any more

And main tujhe bata raha hoon

You cannot discuss anything with a woman

Because they call it a discussion

But any discussion with a woman is an argument

Aur argument mein toh tu boss unn se jeet hi nahi sakta

Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai

To make sense in an argument

Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta

Sense jaisi bekaar si cheez ki wajah se woh

Argument kaise haar jaye

Ek toh aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi

Aaj ki baat pe jhagda hoga 2 mahine baad

Yahaan saala yaad bhi nahi hota hai 2 mahine pehle hua kya tha ?

Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain

Yeh chota hatiyar nahi

Yeh bada hatiyar hai

Isse badi ladai mein use karenge

Tu kabhi try kar liyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki

Tujhe lag hi raha hoga ke iss point se tu apni baat ko saabit kar lega

Lekin tabhi ek awaaz aayegi

Ungli neeche karo

Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga

Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi

And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the gutter

Aur mudda ye reh jaayega ki

How dare you point a finger at me ?

Kisne banaya yeh rule

Kisne ?

Saala woh beech argument mein tumhe joota phek ke maar de toh koi dikkat nahi

Lekin tum unki taraf ek ungli point kardo

Saara mudda khatam

Wo sahi tum galat

Shaadi se pehle woh nagin been kyun bajta hai, haan

Kyun ki band wala bhi tumhe chetawani de raha hota hai ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein

Inka signature tune hai woh

Ab yeh bata woh kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan

Same cheez main karoon toh

Uske kisi friend ko call karke

Ab yeh problems ginaau toh

Kahegi achcha tumne meri friend ko call kiya

Hmm hmm

Tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte ho ?

Why don’t you go and sleep with her?

It’s ridiculous yaar !!

Chaudhary : wo ungli wala mere sath bhi hua tha…

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