Bollywood Best One Liners and Dialogues Of All Time

Bollywood movie dialogues and one liners are on a spree. Remember those old one liners, “Mein….. Mein tumhare bache ki maa ban ne wali hu” and “Ye shaadi nahi ho sakti” every second yesteryear movie used these one liners, but now things have change, movies are known for their pick up lines. Here are some quirky and cheesy one liner which you can’t miss at any cost.

Hope you will enjoy them and If I have forgot any, do not forget to mention it below.

Yashwant : Ek machchhar saala aadmi ko insaan se hijda bana deta hai

Sharaabi: Moochhein ho to Nathulal jaisee hon, warna na hon.

Shahenshah: Rishtey mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain.

Anand: Zindagi Badi Honi Chahiye, Lambi Nahi Babu Moshai.

Dhadkan: Main tumhe bhool jaau ye ho nai sakta aur Tum mujhe bhool jaao ye mein hone nai doonga.

Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai, aur haar kar jeetnay wale ko baazigar kehte hain Bollywood Dialogues
Movie : Baazigar

Baazigar: Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Padta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain.

Laawais : Apun wo kutte ki doom hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!.

Zanjeer: Jab Tak Baithne Ko Na Kaha Jaye Sharafat Se Khade Raho, Yeh Police Station hai, Tumhare Baap Ka Ghar Nahi.

Daamini: Tareeq pe tareeq mili hai, insaaf nai mila mylord….

Rowdy Rathore: RATHORE… Vikram Rathore… Naam sunte hi pichawade mein bhukamp aa gaya naa?

Gangs of Wasseypur: Yaha kabootar bhi ek pankh se udta hai aur doosre se apna ijjat bachata hai.

Kya Super Kool Hai Hum: Nahi nahi mera apna toh hai nahi hum log bhade pe le sakte hai na chota, bada jo bhi apki requirement ho.

The Dirty Picture: Holi khelne ka shauk hai, par teri pichkari me dum nahi..!

Dabangg: Chedi Singh , Hum tum mein itne ched karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ke saans kahan se le aur paade kahan se.

Once Upon A time in Mumbai: Jo apne maa ki izzat nahi karta mein unka baap banke aata hoon.

Golmaal 3: Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.

Bhagam Bhaag: Agar tum ladki ko izzat dogey, woh tumhe apni izzat degi.

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge: Bade bade shehron mein chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehtee hain.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: Kuch kuch hota hai Anjali tum nahin samjhogi…

Gadar: Hindustan Zindabad tha, Zindabad Hai , Aur Zindabad Rahega”

Wanted: Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di phir main apne apki bhi nai sunta…

Ready: Life me 3 cheezen kabhi under estimate mat karna-I, me and myself

3 Idiots: Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi.

Kaante: Agar tere sar par bomb laga doon toh pehle kaun phatega, tu ya tera sar?

Gangs Of Wasseypur: Goli nahi marenge saale ko, kehke lenge uski.

Rocket Singh: Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai…Main toh phir bhi Salesman hoon

Raanjhanaa

All Hit Dialogues of Raanjhanaa

Epic Dialogue from the Movie Pyar ka Punchnama

Specially for all the boys who are in love, or was in love or may be about to fall in love
Ise nahi padha to kya padha

“Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon ki meri life mein koi problem hi naa ho

Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem naa ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai…

And bull shit she is worried yaar

Usse toh celebrate karna chahiye

Because this is exactly what she wants

Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo mooh kholti hai

Mann karta hai mooh mein kuch thuss doon

Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have had it all

Sab dekh liya maine

Abbe kaunsa pyaar, kaisi relationship, kaahe ki khushiyaan?

Relationship ka matlab hi yeh hota hai to enter into your own happiness

Uske baad all you have to worry about is

Uski khushiyaan, uska birthday

Uske kutte ka birthday

Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha

Inn ladkiyon ko naa koi khush nahi rakh sakta

A happy woman is a myth

Tu batman wali ko dekh le

Saala jab tak batman nahi bana, tab tak bolti rahi

Tum toh kuch karte nahi ho

Naakara ho, napunsak ho

Main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hoon

Jis din bechara batman ban gaya

Uss din boli, tum toh batman ban gaye

Arrey mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha

Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hoon

Sab saala naa in kahaaniyon ka dosh hai

Bloody bollywood romantic masala

Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua, dono saath saath, film khatam

Iske baad ki story koi nahi batata

Iske baad ki kahaani main batata hoon

Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug nahi kiya toh problem

Hug kiya to chep ho rahe ho

Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki

Pehle cushion aaye fir curtains aaye

Cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion aaye

Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaun toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Ek toh jo cheez kharidne jaayegi

Woh cheez kharid ke nahi aayegi

2 hafte dimag chategi ki table lena hai table lena hai

5 ghante mall mein bitaa ke ek sadi si chappal utha ke le aayegi

Aur phir agle do hafte dimag chategi

Table lena hai table lena hai…

Office me kaam kar raha hoon

Phone aa jayega

Phone uthate hi bol deta hoon

Baat nahi kar sakta

Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?

2 minutes kar loge to kya ho jayega

Arrey 2 minute kar lunga to tujhe kya mil jaayega meri maa

Thik se to kar paunga nahi

Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak

Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai

Katiya hi ghatiya invention hai saali

Trust me I say patta hai saala patta

Ek toh inke ad bhi dekho

Lo ji 1 paisa per second

Aur phone karo

Aur phone karo

Arrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jaati hai karne ko

Phir iska jawab unhe bhi do

Tumhare pass baat kyun nahi hai karne ko

You have lost interest in me

Tumhe hmm hmm hi karna tha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyun kiya ?

Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyun kiya ?

Jaake Bharti Mittal se puch naa

Tujhe main bata raha hoon

Uss ad mein naa woh kutta nahi kutiya hai

Seriously  shart laga sakta hoon

Wherever you go, we follow

Tujhe kya lagta hai

Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo ke India nahi jaa raha hai aur galti se pahuch gaya?

Nahi usko pata tha

Woh bechara toh kahin door jaana chahta tha

Biwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada India jaa raha hoon

Nahi toh 10 sawaal puchti

Kahaan jaa rahe ho

Kyun jaa rahe ho

Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho?

Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse kahin door jaana chahte ho ?

Aaj tak bechaare ka mazaak udaati hai duniya

Office mein kaam kar raha hoon

SMS aajayega

I love you

Theek hai main bhi SMS kar deta hoon

I love you too

Iske baad SMS pe SMS shuru

Abbe kaam kya karti hai office mein ?

2 SMS ka reply mat karna

Turant phone aayega

Phone mat uthaa

Toh 10 minutes mein message aa chuka hoga

I don’t think it’s working anymore

10 minutes mein Babu I love you se I don’t think it’s working anymore

And this is when they are not even down

Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hain

Aur yeh gay bande itne successful kyun hote hai ?

Because they don’t have a woman to screw their happiness naa

Log kehte hai naa behind every successful man, there is a woman

True.

But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman

Aur yeh toh koi bhi bata sakta hai naa ki unsuccessful logo ki taadaat

Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya mein

Saala office me kaam kar raha hoon

Keh raha hoon late ho jaaunga

Toh khaana nahi khaayegi

Phir bhookhi so jayegi

Arrey main keh raha hoon khalo toh dikkat

Kya karoon naukri chodd doon ?

Phir saale ghar jaao

Pehle inhe manaao inhe khilaao

Inke baad khud ki bhookh toh waise hi mar jaati hai

Inn sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah

Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai naa chup chaap

Ghadi ghadi

Kya soch rahe ho???

Kya soch rahe ho???

Kya soch rahe ho???

Arrey kuch nahi soch raha meri maa

Yeh soch raha hoon tera mooh kaise band karoon

Kya soch raha hoon

Camera laga doon dimag mein

Iss sab ke baad

We never talk

We need to talk

I don’t think it’s working any more

And main tujhe bata raha hoon

You cannot discuss anything with a woman

Because they call it a discussion

But any discussion with a woman is an argument

Aur argument mein toh tu boss unn se jeet hi nahi sakta

Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai

To make sense in an argument

Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta

Sense jaisi bekaar si cheez ki wajah se woh

Argument kaise haar jaye

Ek toh aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi

Aaj ki baat pe jhagda hoga 2 mahine baad

Yahaan saala yaad bhi nahi hota hai 2 mahine pehle hua kya tha ?

Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain

Yeh chota hatiyar nahi

Yeh bada hatiyar hai

Isse badi ladai mein use karenge

Tu kabhi try kar liyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki

Tujhe lag hi raha hoga ke iss point se tu apni baat ko saabit kar lega

Lekin tabhi ek awaaz aayegi

Ungli neeche karo

Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga

Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi

And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the gutter

Aur mudda ye reh jaayega ki

How dare you point a finger at me ?

Kisne banaya yeh rule

Kisne ?

Saala woh beech argument mein tumhe joota phek ke maar de toh koi dikkat nahi

Lekin tum unki taraf ek ungli point kardo

Saara mudda khatam

Wo sahi tum galat

Shaadi se pehle woh nagin been kyun bajta hai, haan

Kyun ki band wala bhi tumhe chetawani de raha hota hai ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein

Inka signature tune hai woh

Ab yeh bata woh kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan

Same cheez main karoon toh

Uske kisi friend ko call karke

Ab yeh problems ginaau toh

Kahegi achcha tumne meri friend ko call kiya

Hmm hmm

Tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte ho ?

Why don’t you go and sleep with her?

It’s ridiculous yaar !!”

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